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After seeing Tiffany's hot mom in a bikini, there would be a good shower story in the morning.
Taking a shower after going the bathroom, because you are all out of toilet paper.
I'm too lazy to go to the store, so after my morning shit, I had to take a shameful shower.
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A bottle of wine consumed whilst in the shower.
Pretty sure I should cut down on my drinking because I just smashed a shower wine.
A never-ending cycle of shampoo bottles hitting you, because they fell on your toes in the shower and you got pissy at them so you kicked them, only then to have them hit you again.
These stubbed toes are from my violent shower last night...
The idea of freshening up without actually washing where you just spray your clothes with deodorant hence hiding any odour you may radiate!
This should only be a temporary measure until you can actually shower.
Me. I’m just going to the shop
You. But you’re stinking
Me. It’s ok, I’ll have a Bellsbank Shower
The act of imagining someone naked/in the shower, when they say that they're in the shower or "brb shower"
The seltzer you take into the shower when you're in a hurry to go out and still need to get cleaned up, or want to relax from a long day.
Guy 1: Hey man, get going! We've got to leave in 20 minutes and you haven't even hit the shower yet!
Guy 2: I'm going, I'm going.. I haven't even started pre-gaming yet, what am I going to do?
Guy 1: No worries, I've got your solution. Take a shower seltzer.
Awesome Girlfriend: Hi honey, how was work?
Tired Boyfriend: It was stressful, my boss yelled at me and he wants me back in the office this weekend.
Awesome Girlfriend: Wow, what a day. Well don't worry, I'll start the shower and grab you a shower seltzer.