fried shrimp

The emoji used when you have no response. The emoji version of awkward turtle.

"Thanks for last night I would have kissed you but I have work in the morning"

*sends fried shrimp emoji*

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Shrimp Fuck

A sexual act where a male places a pink condom over the head of a woman (aka The Shrimp) and then pierces the condom with two straws in the nostril orifices. The male then ties the female’s hands behind her back and places her on all fours. He then penetrates her from behind and holds on the bound hands so her head bobs up and down like a shrimp out of water. The same act can be performed anally which is known as a 'Dirty Shrimp Fuck' or a 'Derby Shrimping'.

"I met this girl in a bar last night"
"Did you fuck her?"
"I only went and Shrimped her"
"Shrimp Fuck...nice!"

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shrimp cocktail

The act of inserting a cock into a woman who is on her period.

Hey Lara just put a towel down or get into the shower
Lara: r u sure ?
Lara; you might get a shrimp cocktail

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Shrimp on the barbie

Alright fucken listen here bud. If u think us Aussies say ‘throw a shrimp on the barbie’ YOUR FUCKEN WRONG. WHAT THE FUCK IS A SHRIMP. For your information it’s called a “prawn”. Get that through your thick skull cunt

Non Australian:”let’s throw a few shrimp on the barbie?”
Yeh mate Aussie:“ fucken nah Let’s cook some fucken prawns mate I’m starving”

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Shrimp Boat

A shrimp boat is a somewhat attractive causian hetrosexual male usually between the ages of 18 to 25, seeking D.L. gay play for cash. General attire; pierced ears, snap backs, tattoos, basketball shorts free balling, black socks, Adidas slippers. Usually wants to move in claiming they have no place to stay.

While driving down the street we passed a Shrimp Boat walking with no shirt on. "Damn girl did you see that Shrimp Boat!"

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flagrant shrimp

Shrimp with an attitude; A shrimp who flaunts its own flamboyant shrimpness.

Did you see that coconut prawn dancing at the club last night? That was one flagrant shrimp!

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Shrimp Toast

1. Commonly known as an appetizer.
2. A pet name or insult for someone who is short in stature.

"Did you see how tall that person is? Talk about a Shrimp Toast!"
"Hey SHRIMP TOAST, gimmie your lunch money!"
"Sorry Shrimp Toast, yah too short for the ride!"

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