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Give me what I want and shut your mouth.
My girlfriend wanted to have sex, so she told me to put up and shut up.
Basically, time to do what needs to be done or accept the undesirable result of where you are headed.
I've been cruising through life for too long. Now its time to either put up or shut up.
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Something you offer to a person who cannot get the hint that it is time to stop talking.
She: "... and then she said that we could go shopping at the mall. And so I said, that sounds like a good idea. So she drove us there, but then we could not find a place to park so we decided to go get something to eat..."
He: "Excuse me, would you like a cup of shut the fuck up?"
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From the Cohen Brothers production, The Big Lebowski. Used to express irritation with someone who is ignorant, obnoxious, or asks too many questions.
"What's a petter ass, Walter?"
"Shut the fuck up, Donnie."
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An expression that's used when you want information from someone, but that someone keeps telling boring details you don't need to know.
Can be emphasised by using 'Shut the fuck up and keep talking'.
Guy 1: So we went to her bedroom, and there were a lot of dolls there. She also had a poster of-
Guy 2: Dude, shut up and keep talking. Did anything happen?
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Either walk your talk and prove your worth or toughness, or keep your pie hole shut and get the hell outta town.
Keep running your mouth...either rise to the occasion and let me thrash your ass when I grab that stack of dimes you call a neck, or refrain from further trash talk. Take your pick!!
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Shut the fuck up Carl! is a military meme that usually is scene that depicts some military situation sometimes it’s a funny mess up or just a picture that involves the military. There’s usually a snarky or funny remark made of the current situation on top, with a bottom text being along the lines of “shut the fuck up, Carl” but this can also fluctuate, except that the guy is always addressed as Carl. Some other notable different ones are: “Goddammit, Carl” “Seriously,Carl."
Shut the fuck up Carl! As Carl is doing something stupid.
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