Gaijin Smash

1) When a gai-jin, foreigner, breaks Japanese cultural conventions intentionally or mistakenly, and then ignores anyone who tries give a reproach for their behavior.

2) Pretending not to understand the Japanese language and intentionally speaking bad Japanese to get out of any situation.

1) "Fuck yeah I gaijin smashed all of those hairless fuckers when I cannon-balled the onsen (hot spring) without washing off first!"

2) "I had to use my best gaijin smash twice today man. First, lost my train ticket so I was like 'doku ga iku (poison is going) haiku ticket man?' and the staff was like 'mada baka gaijinka? (another stuipid foreigner?)' and let me pass. Second, I was speeding in the rental car and I ran a red light. When the cop pulled me over, I showed him my international driving permit and said 'Nihon....go... ta... ta... tabemas.... Nihongotabemas....en.... Nihongo tabemasen....ka? (Shall we eat the Japanese language?).' To which he promptly gave me my permit and said very loudly 'Red is Stop! No again! Red.... stop!' and drove away happy to rid of the baka gaijin.

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Keyboard Smash

Normally written in response to a real life event or online post. Used to express a sense of powerful speechlessness where words will not do the subject justice. It can be used to communicate joy or anger or another extreme emotion.

---: a;.ihgk.djghdkig;aeoirugteslkrjgna.krgu;oesriug

I do not have words for this. I just. No words.

. . . apart from this was PERFECT!

---: Eeeee, and the keyboard smash wins!

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smashed monkey

Corned Beef

"What's in the sandwich?"

"Smashed monkey"

"Oh...."

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Beattie Smash

1. The most aggressive, powerful beatdown you could get, known to mankind.

2. Polo-er, rugby-er, shooter, waterskiier extraordinaire.

3. A stronger verb than the word smash, itself.

"Holy crap dude, you just got Beattie Smashed!"

"BEATTIE SMASH!"

"That tower got frekkin' Beattie Smashed!"

Smashing of hooves

Smashing of hooves occurs when a terrible poker player AKA a donkey high 5's another terrible player.

A terrible poker player called the poker pro with the last of his chips, hoping to hit one of the remaining two 4s on the river. When the miraculous 4 came, he turned to his buddy who was a terrible player in his own right and gave him an exuberant high 5. The poker pro muttered to himself that it was hard to hear himself think over the smashing of hooves.

Smashing Pasty

The more favourable term for the art of sexual intercourse
see also Pasty

I was smashing pasty last nite, ther was crumbs everywhere!!!

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freshly smashed

freshly smashed aka afterglow after a nice fuck

jennie : mino and i did the dirty today !
judy : you are freshly smashed

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