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Normally written in response to a real life event or online post. Used to express a sense of powerful speechlessness where words will not do the subject justice. It can be used to communicate joy or anger or another extreme emotion.
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I do not have words for this. I just. No words.
. . . apart from this was PERFECT!
---: Eeeee, and the keyboard smash wins!
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"What's in the sandwich?"
"Smashed monkey"
"Oh...."
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Smashing of hooves occurs when a terrible poker player AKA a donkey high 5's another terrible player.
A terrible poker player called the poker pro with the last of his chips, hoping to hit one of the remaining two 4s on the river. When the miraculous 4 came, he turned to his buddy who was a terrible player in his own right and gave him an exuberant high 5. The poker pro muttered to himself that it was hard to hear himself think over the smashing of hooves.
1. The most aggressive, powerful beatdown you could get, known to mankind.
2. Polo-er, rugby-er, shooter, waterskiier extraordinaire.
3. A stronger verb than the word smash, itself.
"Holy crap dude, you just got Beattie Smashed!"
"BEATTIE SMASH!"
"That tower got frekkin' Beattie Smashed!"
The more favourable term for the art of sexual intercourse
see also Pasty
I was smashing pasty last nite, ther was crumbs everywhere!!!
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freshly smashed aka afterglow after a nice fuck
jennie : mino and i did the dirty today !
judy : you are freshly smashed
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