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spray monkey

Professional house painter that works quickly and with an airless spray gun.

We should be able to knock this condo job out in 2 days - let me call my spray monkey.

by ClamOrPotato March 31, 2016


lap spray

The splashes that mysteriously appear on laptop screens. They come in all food colors, and are usually difficult to remove when they are colored like sneezes, coughs and snorts. Lap spray is sometimes confused with screen spray, which only appears on large monitor screens

Chris to Jo: the movie was unwatchable on my laptop because of lap spray.

Mary to Sue; Can you look up the schedule on my laptop? Sue: I tried to, but there is too much lap spray

by Pacific sailor February 5, 2010


Gay Spray

Generally used by swimmers to describe their distaste for axe body spray because of how pungent it is, and how hard it is to breathe if used in poorly ventilated locker rooms. Swimmers who use Gay Spray excessively and often are usually called gay for a few weeks. Sometimes a single spark can start chemical warfare in a locker room, so people who dont want to get involved often change before the Gay Sprays are pulled out

Dude 1: Ah shit I think Jack unloaded two cans of gay spray just now
Dude 2: Oh god I can barely breathe.
Dude 1: *collapses*

by jomummy June 25, 2021


teflon spray

an impenetrable barrier, makes any problem someone else's problem

I tried to submit a bug report but the developer applied teflon spray as it was an issue with someone else's code

by st.rm November 11, 2017


Sprayed out

Sprayed Out

Tom sprayed so much THC into his cheeks he can’t stop singing James Taylor ballads — he’s completely sprayed out!

by ABMS July 4, 2020


Leaf Spray

The urine that ricochets off of leaves of a bush in front of you and back onto you when attempting to urinate inside or on the edge of the woods

I'm glad i finally got to piss but man i got hit with a good amount of leaf spray

by Dmitri Kohklachevksy July 9, 2011


spray mudd

to take a very loose dump

Oh my god I have to spray mudd so bad.

by Ghost On Ya August 12, 2009