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Noun. After you get cum on your fingers the cum dries and makes your fingers stiff.
Aw man, I came all over my fingers and got cum finger stiffness.
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The act of ejaculating on a womans upper lip then freezing it, then you punch the frozen lip.
Arnold gave marrisa a stiff upper lip after she refused to make him a sandwich.
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This is when a female snorts a line of cocaine off of a males erect penis, then follows it with dropping acid off of his testicles.
"Dude Kiera is TOTALLY banging down a stiff lucy on Joey right now..."
"I'm... not quite sure what that means."
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This was first used and named after a great football player in Texas. Used when having sex with a girl that has a good body and a not-so-good face. While having sex, from behind of course, if the girl turns around to look or say something, the opposite arm is used in a stiff-arm motion to turn her face back to the front so that you do not have to look at her.
"I used the Bo Johnson stiff-arm on that girl while I was fucking her, and thank God, because her face was aweful."
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To be courageous or stoic in the face of adversity.
Even though he was only three years old, Jonathan keep a stiff upper lip the whole time he was in the hospital recovering from his surgery.
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An always-stiff-penis. A penis of such small stature, it fails to have the length to hang down, hence, being always stiff.
Also known as, an Always Stiff "Peeper," rather than penis.
Example: I was changing in the locker room today with the guys, then I looked of at Tommy, an he was sporting a tiny dick, possibly an A.S.P (Always Stiff Penis).
Example: Dude, after I banged her, I took a cold shower, and came out. She threw off the towel because she wanted to give me head. She looked up and said, where'd it go? I must have an A.S.P (Always Stiff Penis).
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