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Don't take this shit serious, i don't really go around peein' in girls butts (unless they ask) I wouldn't give a girl an Emeril (look it up, funny) I have never laid a "Hot Carl" between some ladies boobies. I love girls and wouldn't do anything to hurt them.
My name is Coby and I really do still respect females!!
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Nobody wants to do anything it makes me angry. I’m so forgotten.
I still might need some help.
Keeping with baseball metaphors it is to go after someone far more attractive than oneselves and manage to have sex with them.
Michael: You went after Mackenzie? That's pretty bold she's like a 10!
Sanders: Yeah she is, we hooked up though.
Michael: Oh shit you swung out of the strikezone and still hit a homer.
As long as they keep their fucking mouths shut for more than an hour. And as long as they don't dare to bring up some past event that occured years ago. And as soon as they learn to think before they speak. And as long as they learn to accept that males are and always have been the ones who propelled the human race from the Stone Age to what it is today.
Other than that, the females ain't getting any respect from me.
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What the people of Cuba think as America ignores their pleas not to do what Fidel Castro did to them.
Cuba: *Gets rekt by socialism*
Also Cuba: "Don't do it. Don't let Creepy Joe bring your country down to our level."
America: *Elects Creepy Joe*
Cuba: "Why are we still here...just to suffer....every night...."
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A phrase said by a random fish in spongebob after he got blasted by Hiroshima in volcano form.
Fish: Hey SpongeBob!...
*Volcano blows up in his face, making him all burnt up and steamed*
Fish: Well At Least I Still Have My Personality.
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Either a pathetic loser or a member of the lost generation that got screwed over by Bush, the oil industry, and the banks. If it's the latter, when you graduated from college, housing prices were through the roof, health insurance costs were insane, and the average salary was pathetic... then the economy tanked. Now, you're back living in the home your parents owned when they were your age. You're sleeping in your childhood bedroom, in the bed where you used to dream about what life would be like when you grew up.
Even though you studied hard, never ran up any credit card debt, never broke the law, and generally did everything society asked you to do AND even though you work 40 hours a week at a salary position, you're 30 years old and still living with your parents. By the time the economy pulls it's self out of this slump, you'll be too old to have a family of your own, or to be seriously considered for any non-dead-end job. You're not sure where you'll live when your parents retire in a year or two and sell the house, but, as the responsible and realistic planner you are, you've already begun buying Ramen Noodles in bulk.
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