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Ingredients: Cum filled dog, Cum filled Cat, 3 egg plants,2 cups of rice fermented in piss, and 2 carrots used as dildos. Cut all up and put in pan then broil for 2 hours on 375° then take out and cool for 30 minutes. Now enjoy. Once eat and digested you must use approximately a 12 inch dildo to remove. Once removed it can now be properly eaten. Top with poop nuggets and a dash of cum if needed
Hey man, you want to go to that Asian restaurant around the Conner and get some Asian stir fry.
Hey mom, I’m going to make some Asian stir fry, do you want any?
A slang term for female masturbation.
"I totally caught her stirring the crock.", "She was so sexually stimulated she had to stir the crock."
Taking a nice hard stab with a flesh machete into 200 lbs of healthy guts and going around the world with it. Repeatedly. Sometimes at work. Mostly because it’s convenient. We call it stirring paint because of the sound, mostly. And because it’s typically messy, especially when you pull the stirrer out.
I heard it again. They’re stirring paint in the mop closet. Again. Shameless. I wonder if it was Sherman Williams, or the cheap Sears shit.
(Verb) - to masturbate after a sexual partner has ejaculated inside of you
"You know that guy I told you about? The one from Poundr? Turns out, he was a 40 second failure. I had to stir the cream cheese to get off. It was awkward, because he just sat there. Watching me."
Stir my salad - invitation to do a handjob for a female
I was wondering if you would stir my salad tonight.
A sexual act performed by Alpha soy boys to assert dominance over the anus of a fellow vegan
Brian thought things were going well until his girlfriend went all Shanghai Stir Fry on him.
To have sex with an Asian from behind.
Dude, were you stirring the rice last night? No, TeTe wouldn't do doggie style.