a feeling of complete hopelessness. when you are so "banged out" that even the mere thought of your every desire is depressing. when you can't even get off the sofa to change the television channel after you accidently left the remote control in the fridge. commonly associated with being stoned or hung over. largely known to affect people with the name benjamin.
"want to hang out?" "i can't. i am super banged right now."
super tuna is a song that BTS jin wrote and produced that was released on his 29th birthday on december 4, 2021. he told us not to do the challenge but currently the whole world had done it, even made it to billboard and forbes ikr super tuna soty
super tuna made it to forbes, jin will never talk to us never again
the best type of tuna to ever exist. every tuna fish that seokjin gets is a super tuna
for context, seokjin (jin of BTS) released a song on his 29th birthday called "super tuna" (in Korean 슈퍼 참치). seokjin stated that the song and the choreo were made for fun and that he made it because of his love for fishing. the song ended up being a viral dance challenge and yes, it is very catchy.
- SUPER TUNA SOTY
- CHAMCHI! SU! PER! CHAM! CHI!
A keener who is a step or two up... or ten.
Much like regular keeners, super keeners like to participate enthusiastically in school and extracurricular activities. However super keeners are the leaders of the clubs, teams, and projects that keeners are oh so proud to be a part of. Super keeners are the most politically powerful students in a school; some even have more influence than average adults.
This doesn't necessarily make the super keener a popular and well known person. Some super keeners are relatively unknown socially within the school but have the most newspaper articles written about them outside. Meeting one of these hidden keeners can be quite the experience as you first assume they're a nobody but later discover they have local politicians on their contacts, and you realize you could be talking to the next prime minister. It can also be depressing as a role-reversal might occur and you will see yourself as the nobody in view of their accomplishments.
A super keener can still make a good friend though, they're usually nice and can help you with extracurriculars. Even if he/she doesn't you should still respect them, you might end up voting for them someday.
EXAMPLE 1:
super keener: "sorry i can't hang out this week, i have debate club, student government, basketball, green club, charity...
regular keener:"yeah i get it, you've got stuff to do"
EXAMPLE 2:
bob: "hey i googled wilson's name up, he was in like 10 diffrent articles"
jason: "who? i don't even know the guy"
bob: "he's a hidden super keener"
-I was jerking off yesterday and I didn't have a tissue, so I did a Super Socker.
Someone who is extremely bland during sex or not into anything kinky
BOY: Hey wanna use anything while we have sex
GIRL: EW NO THATS VERY WEIRD
BOY: Geez your acting super vanilla right now
When something is so ridiculous you just don't have the time to say ridiculous and it's 4 long syllables. But it is also just so extra-ordinary you it's SUPER redic.
Kayla: dude I just took some adderall YAYYYYY. *while dancing and pacing*
Franky: whoah you're super redic on adderal! I can't wait to see you drunk haha.