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When someone shoves a frozen sausage up your
ass while licking it at the same time in a Walmart bathroom
Hey Jimbo open wide I'm about to give a Walmart Surprise.
A hunter surprise is when two hunters meet up in a log cabin and shove their rifles up the other's ass.
Adam and Cofie were planning on doing a hunter surprise on the camping trip.
When someone shoves a book in your asshole without warning
I gave Claire the Pulitzer surprise last night and she was not happy.
When you are having sex in the back of your car and she loses control and shits on your car seat. In the morning you look at your rear seat and there is a brown surprise awaiting.
This actually has happened to me 2 times, once in my parents car and my Father found it and once in my own car.
My old man could not work out where the poo came from..
Last night i was fucking sally in the back of the car and when I looked at the rear car seat i noticed that she left me a backseat surprise.
Or Whats that brown stuff on the rear seat? I am not lending you my car ever again!
There's poo on the car seat, honey can you check the kids shoes?
The act of shitting/vomiting/pissing and or ejaculating into a jacket/jumper, then throwing it on to an unsuspecting peer, spreading bodily fluids on their face.
woah man, i gave my girlfriend the jacket surprise after she blew me last night!
The synergy between a driver and their vehicle when an unnoticed object suddenly appears in their path, leading to a quick slam of the brakes and "oh shit!" expression of the driver. The vehicle itself jerks back suddenly, as if the object has startled it.
Usually occurs while making one's way around corners or in parking garages.
What a dip....Mike's been drinking all day and now he's trying to parallel park. Every time he starts to back up and looks in his rearview, he gets car surprise.
The act of shoving a load of cinnimon up your ass hole and then farting it out. Puff!
My husband was making pancakes so I decided to give him a cinnamon surprise