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To swipe one's credit/debit card to pay the check at either a restaurant, bar, or mall without looking or caring what the balance may be.
"He swagger swiped his amex, cleared the tab, and took three girls home"
Someone who is way too addicted too dabbing and yeling "Swag!" in public.
"Here comes Swagger McDabber, please end me."
When someone appears to be walking confidently, but they're actually trying to knock the cowshit off their boots inconspicuously.
"Chuck walked in here this morning I thought he was in a good mood but he just had farm swagger. Now I've got to mop the floors"
Walking with extremely homo characteristics, or the drunken walk when you have to much "fairy piss"
Look at that Fairy Swagger
The undeniably suave and sexy demeanor exhibited by a select few homeless and transient people in the world. Known to stir a sense of secret admiration and passion in the hearts of middle and upper class women everywhere.
To the homeless dude I caught sleeping on my back porch...
"I was going out to do yoga by my Koi pond , when I tripped over you and kicked you in the head. You screamed a line of expletives at me as you ran over to the wooden fence and tried to scale it. Judging by the empty bottles of wine by my door stoop, I guess you were still a little tipsy. Still, I couldn't help thinking how you has some serious Hobo Swagger goin on, with your multiple dirty coats, and the way you tripped over the kiddy pool and fell in. My husband is out of town, so maybe next time you can come inside and do some chores for me (wink ,wink)."
Biggest my yute in the world, Smokes Bogies and trash at 2k. Also likes to eat pigs.
Nigga 1: Yo dawg u see that piece of beef
Nigga 2: Nahh nigga thats Optimus
Optimus Swagger