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When you're on vacation in your winter cabin and you're Bukakiing all over a womans body then you throw her in the snow bank, while she is still covered in ejaculation, freezing the cum on her body and giving her a Swedish Snowsuit.
Dude, we were at your cabin last weekend and gave that hot asain chick a Swedish Snowsuit. Way cooler than you'd think..
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The act having sex with the space between couch cushions and leaving your product behind.
Jon gave himself a swedish handjob last night and now my couch smells like smega.
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During a non-bisexual three way between two men and one woman, an accidental nut-shot unloads into one unsuspecting male participants eyes thereby blinding him.
Dude, I gave Carl a swedish terrorist the other night...oh you should have seen it - he went ballistic.
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the act of getting men and women together and forcing candy canes in and out of their anus's after getting a rim job. After the rim job the women must stick their wintergreen gum in the participant's asshole as far as it goes. Whichever man gets it out first wins and the losers must chew the gum.
"Hey James you wanna go find Connor, Jaclyn, and Kara to perform the swedish one2?"
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When you grab the base of your scrotum making your testicles "pop" out of the top of your fist.
After Josh showed me his Swedish Cactus I fell madly in love with him.
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Sexual use of a cucumber or other vegetable on your partner, coupled with the subsequent feeding of said vegetable to a friend or ex.
He totally Swedish Chefed her.
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When you fart on the girls pussy and use it as lubricant for your dick to fuck
Yo, Johnny totally gave jessica a swedish stinker last night. It was so bad I had to leave our dorm, I hate living with him.