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magic swimming

That act of swimming while stoned or under the influence of cannabis

Mate I went magic swimming after smoking some gelato and it felt amazing

by Xylevan January 31, 2023


swimming girl

A girl who is hot, skinny, sexy and has a great body. Attracts boys left right and center. Amazing at everything, has a good attitude and is one of the nicest people you will ever meet. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH WATERPOLO GIRLS!

Guy 1: Bro, is your girlfriend a swimming girl?

Guy 2: Ofcourse!
Guy 1: Luckyyyy!!
Guy 2: I wouldn't go for anything else.

by Swimgirl#1 September 16, 2019


underwater swimming

A euphemism for cunnilingus, eating pussy; also referred to as "going down," or "diving under the labial waves." In certain, traditionally conservative communities, this activity is frowned upon and reference is frequently found on signs near lakes and rivers announcing "underwater swimming is prohibited." In recent years, a fad similar to planking has emerged among college-age youth, whereby photographs are taken of couples engaged in "underwater swimming" with the signs stating the prohibition of such activity appearing in the background; this has come to be known as "stanking."

Shawna's bulging little camel toe was more than I could take, so I pushed her back onto the hood of the car and ripped her panties off. Then I took her underwater swimming until we were both drenched and well satisfied.

Everett really surprised me and totally proved the myth isn't true. After we made out for a while, he went underwater swimming and didn't come up until my toes curled!

by W. Wolfe October 18, 2012


swimming devils

sperm cells that are present in semen

She was such a slut. I blew my wad in her mouth and she gagged it down, swimming devils and all.

by unitpro1 January 2, 2010


swim johns

Swimwear with long sleeves and pants, like long johns, for swimming. Designed for sun protection and/or modesty.

Meet me in Hawaii. Iā€™ll be the girl wearing swim johns.

by Bottom Ford, Esq December 12, 2010


finger swimming

A female masturbation where she uses her fingers.

She was finger swimming in front of a mirror.

by kisska September 18, 2012


swimming pool

During sexual intercourse, the man pulls out right before he ejaculates and empties his testicles on the woman's stomach.

don't pee in the pool

by LiveWire_13 July 13, 2005

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