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The act of using a public pool to clean one’s taint, asshole, salty balls, sweaty labia, roast beef lips, duct butter, and/or crusty shaft.
Gentleman - “Babe, I’m going for a swim in the pool right now.”
Lady - “Oh, I’m so gonna give you a room job tonight!”
A euphemism for cunnilingus, eating pussy; also referred to as "going down," or "diving under the labial waves." In certain, traditionally conservative communities, this activity is frowned upon and reference is frequently found on signs near lakes and rivers announcing "underwater swimming is prohibited." In recent years, a fad similar to planking has emerged among college-age youth, whereby photographs are taken of couples engaged in "underwater swimming" with the signs stating the prohibition of such activity appearing in the background; this has come to be known as "stanking."
Shawna's bulging little camel toe was more than I could take, so I pushed her back onto the hood of the car and ripped her panties off. Then I took her underwater swimming until we were both drenched and well satisfied.
Everett really surprised me and totally proved the myth isn't true. After we made out for a while, he went underwater swimming and didn't come up until my toes curled!
navigating through the Internet through fun-loving activity to reach something interesting to you on the Internet
My cyber-swimming led me to an article on panda bears!
When a night of casual adult swimming is fueled by copious amounts of alcohol and the end result is a freeing, naked aquatic adventure.
(Group of friends/couples in pool)
Steve- hey, we are all adults here, why don’t we partake in adult swim.
(Insert splash of wet bathing suit on the concrete)
Steve - Adult Swim is liberating!!!
The thing keeping Cartoon Network from turning into Teen Titans Go! Network. The only problem with it is how much they play Rick and Morty.
Aw god, I have seen every single episode of Rick and Morty on Adult Swim and Cartoon Network keeps shoving TTG! up my ass. Hopefully AT&T will be a better parent than Time Warner.
A female masturbation where she uses her fingers.
She was finger swimming in front of a mirror.
During sexual intercourse, the man pulls out right before he ejaculates and empties his testicles on the woman's stomach.
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