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When someone hooks up with a nasty girl, usually due to alcohol, horniness, or low self esteem.
-Dude i heard eric banged that girl last night!
-U mean the one with the lazy eye, kankles, and lop sided titties??
-tainted slam!!!
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The gentle licking and sucking of the area between the balls and anus while spread eagle on a lifeguard stand.
A lifeguard named Seth was sitting on stand with his legs wide open and a random girl came up, delicately lifted his ballsack and began to preform the best taint job... EVER.
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taint tipper. Also: taint-tipper, taint-tippers.
When one poops so long that the feces curls up the back side of the toilet. When pinched off, the poo cannot support its own hefty weight and thus isn't able to stand straight up. The poo will slowly tilt towards the person sitting on the toilet, and his dangling testes, resulting in some of his own enormous swaying poo brushing against his scrotum.
I let a taint tipper loose on my toilet this morning and I had to wipe off the underside of my balls afterward.
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The mark that is left on a surface after getting very sweaty and then sitting down
After I worked out at the gym I sat on the bench for a minute then had to leave and noticed I had left a mean taint angel.
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When you perform anal sex on a woman while she has diarrhea, proceed to pull out and shoot your load in her crack as the semen slowly slides to the taint along with the feces, and you eat the drop of feces/semen that forms upon the taint.
Damn, that girl Jamie is all about eatin' some taint candy.
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When you try to hold in a fart, but it slips and rolls into your taint before exploding.
I tried to hold in that fart, but it ended up as a taint bomb.
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1).one who is expelled from the womb so ferociously that their giant ass head rips the taint of their mother in half
-Ring ring..Hey mom. Did i rip your taint when you gave birth to me?
-You most certainly did, but not as badly as your brother and sister. they were real taint rippers.
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