Tanner-Tale

When limp wristed Tanners tattle on people for hurting their delicate, snowflake feelings.

Jeff: "Hey, that shirt looks dumb."

Tanner: "Hey, Jeff called me a retard!"

Jeff's Boss: "I don't care. Don't be a Tanner-Tale!"

tanner deel

Leather queef

Damn you smell like a tanner deel

tanner golden

A very awkward guy that can make any situation into a even more awkward situation. He knows a lot about computers but doesn't know how to talk to a girl still at the age of 16.

Dang thats a Tanner Golden when i see one

Spanish Tanner

When you bust a nut

“Yeah he was just sitting there and pulled a Spanish Tanner”

Tanner Malone

Basically John McClane in Soace. An absolute feral boy when put into a corner. A real rapscallion

I gotta study for the Test! I don’t want to end up like Tanner Malone

tanner fox

A gay scooter rider

I can't ride a skateboard so I am a tanner fox

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Self-Tanner

Someone who is totally into themselves, so much they don’t care about ANYTHING else. This person strives for attention and will stop short of nothing to achieve it.

Teacher: Hey lady your kid isn’t doing his homework and will probably fail, but don’t I look good today?

Mrs. Puma: Damn Biatch you could have informed sooner! Ya Fuckin Self-Tanner!!!!!

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