Taste Buds

Those dots on your tongue when you stick your tongue out on something metal, (Like a mirror or glass), Taste Buds are like president voters and the food is the president, the taste buds will depend if the food (or taste) is good or bad.

1) I ate some mangoes and my taste buds thinks its very good, the mangoes are the new president.

2) Person 1: There are some light pink things on my tongue and I think its a tongue infection!! Person 2: No, Those are your taste buds.

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taste the rainbow

your nailin a girl while she is on her period (with a condom of course) and you shoot into the condom, then you make her drink the contents out of the condom like it is an oddly shaped glass. 'rainbow' comes from the idea of many different colors all draining into her mouth.

my girlfriend was on her period, and she really wanted to fuck, but i wasnt really feelin the whole blood-thing, so i told her i would only if she would 'taste the rainbow.' that bitch slurped it up like the final parts of a milkshake haha.

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mala taste genre

After their first full album titled GO生 (Go Live), Stray Kids had been the 'mala taste genre pioneer' as their songs satisfy all of the senses like the food itself. Their title track God's Menu (神메뉴) is the proof that you will not forget their music once you taste it.

Stray Kids' mala taste genre, or malatang, will surely satisfy all your senses.

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cock taste

1. An unpleasant situation. A bitch. Refers to the unpleasant flavor in a straight man's mouth after being forced to suck a cock.
2. (Insultingly) A person who would enjoy this taste. An asshole.

"Man, why did we come here? This party's a fuckin cock taste!"
"Hey, don't throw that at me! ... Fuck! That goddam hurt, you cock taste!"

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Sleep Tastes Pretty

When two guys fall asleep in a 69.

After a lil Sleep Tastes Pretty, he has some explaining to do to his girlfriend.

tastes like chicken

A common phrase relatin to every strange meat dish ever tasting somewhat like the popular poultry.

Velociraptor/peacock/wolf/tiger/children/DVD player/gecko tastes like chicken too!

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taste like shit

Comparable to the derivative of when terrible food tastes "like shit" well, have you TASTED shit before? You would ASSUME that it has an awful taste but I bet if you gave it a shot it wouldn't be as bad as you think. DO NOT SWALLOW! EXTREMELY HAZARDOUS!!

Son: Yuck, mom this slop you made for dinner taste like SHIT!
Mom: Fuck off, son. I have to work all day; I don't have time to cook a delicious meal.
Son: okay, I go to school more hours then you work, mom.

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