tears in heaven

Most beutiful song ever

would you know my name, if I saw you in heaven, will you be the same, if I saw you in heaven.

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Tear Bombs

Pre - Cursors to Menstrual Meltdowns

ticking bomb statements or questions from your woman that must be dealt with carefully and quickly to defuse them.

Ignoring them or getting too many wrong answers will lead to Menstrual Meltdownand that's a handcart to hell for any man.

"Hey Gary, I think I escaped getting capped by the wife last night." She dropped 3 tear bombs and I passed the tests."

Hear are two levels of tear bombs......there are more.

Tear bomb - Level 1 -"You said you'd call me today if you weren't too busy........"

Tear bomb - Level 2 -"It didn't sound to me like you were too busy........and that stupid f****ng secretary of yours didn't want to talk to me."

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Invisible Tears

Relates to both male and female, hiding their emotions, crying on the inside but smiling on the outside, those tears are invisible!

I stand in the rain and cry so that I have Invisible Tears!

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queer tears

A sarcastic term for the identity crisis a straight-identified person has after hooking up with a queer person.

"Yeah she's hot, but I'm not going to hook up with her because I don't wanna deal with her queer tears after."

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Devils tears

When you bust your nut In a girls mouth and prevent her from swallowing or breathing until your cum comes out of her eyes

My girlfriend cried the Devils tears last night

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gamer tears

When you play a game for so long without blinking and your eyes start to water.

Dude I was playing Call of Duty for so long that I got gamer tears because I didn't blink.

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asshole tear

Where someone with a very wide cock induces anal penetration and the receiver's skin tears around the asshole.

Peter had a pretty large asshole tear. I'm not sure if it will heal this time.

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