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the most bestsest food in kentucky. not only is it good its crunchy.
hey dude i got some chicken tenders from kfc
Bro yeah trhow one in my mouth
*takes Bucket and shoves down throat*
Providing emotional relief to a stranger or acquaintance by softly, and non-lustfully using your member to massage, penetrate, caress, and showcase a willing female in emotional distress.
Jessica, just dumped by her boyfriend, got some tender dick therapy from Chris on a rainy night in NYC.
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Juicy-er than fried chicken
Hey how about I tell you about My Fat Ugly Gross Disgusting Despicable Delectable Suckulent Fuckulent juicy tender balls that smoother cares your check as the hairs do a little tickle you fuck
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Whe your having sex as fast as you can and your penis slips out, hitting the taint or the butthole causing it to bend in half.
I was about to cum but it slipped out and I got the worst TENDER BENDER of my life....Also known as the U-LOCK
When someone is so irrelevant that it makes the bar tender look somewhat interesting
Omg, Yelitza is such an irrelevant bar tender; she kinda reminds me of a wannabe Bob Marley.
(n.) a granola bar, preferably eaten with friends
"yo, can I have a bite of that bar tender?"
When a girl (or whomever) is disappointed to find her man has a small penis.
“I hooked up with Patrick last night. Got four tenders in my six piece.”