Tibbe test

The Tibbe test is a test one uses to measure the thickness of a penis by using a toilet paper roll. You simply try to put your erected penis through the hole on the toilet paper roll. If the penis stops because of massive girth, you have passed the tibbe test and you have the penis of a champion, girth wise. If the penis goes right through, you have failed. And if the penis doesn't stop, nor comes out the other end, you have failed in an epic way.

Roy: So bro, did you pass the tibbe test?

Steve: Yeah, I had no chance getting my beast in that thing. It stopped right at the beginning.
Roy: Wow, you must be really well hung, a real BWC.

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curb test

A test you give a girl to determine whether or not she's old enough to have sex with. Basically you sit her on a curb, and if her feet touch the ground you're good to go. It's really just a joke...nobody has ever been known to actually use this with the exception of R. Kelly.

Until Aaliyah could pass the curb test, R. Kelly had to settle for a good ol' date with Jill every night.

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piss test

A drug test where urine collection is the method for testing for drug use

Damnit...off to juvey...I failed my piss test again

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test fest

Testosterone Festival, the male equivalent of a chick flick

"The A Team" is a test fest

The Pacer Test

A PE test that people hate even the athletes not much people can survive it epically when the lame music is playing and when the athletes laughter at you for falling on the 5th lap. I had to do it let's just say I was DONE for.

Gym Teacher: The pacer test is here kids

Literally Everyone: *dies*

test email

An email, usually very short, sent for the purpose of testing whether the email system is working. The sender's purpose may be:
- to find out whether the sender's outgoing email is configured correctly
- to troubleshoot the end-to-end connection between a sender and recipient

If the sender is able to find his solution with no response from the recipient, the test email will usually contain a terse instruction like "ignore this email."

If the sender needs a response from the recipient in order to complete the test, then the test email will say something like "let me know if you got this."

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subject: testing...

Did you get this?

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subject: test 2

please ignore - just a test - M

unit test

Its when you do a package test on your date to verify she is not a tranny.

Phil's date was beautiful, but she had a deep voice, so he decided to do a unit test before he kissed her.