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The pregame warm up before you eat pussy. You have to reach down there with a finger or two, rub the beaver and then as you are kissing their neck, lets say your right side, you take the left hand and hook it around her neck around to the side you are kissing and check out the smell. If it's bad fish, throw that bitch off the boat.
Hey dude...good luck tonight, and don't forget the snatch test.
Man, I'm glad I did the snatch test last night, shit was putrid!
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A test you give a girl to determine whether or not she's old enough to have sex with. Basically you sit her on a curb, and if her feet touch the ground you're good to go. It's really just a joke...nobody has ever been known to actually use this with the exception of R. Kelly.
Until Aaliyah could pass the curb test, R. Kelly had to settle for a good ol' date with Jill every night.
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A drug test where urine collection is the method for testing for drug use
Damnit...off to juvey...I failed my piss test again
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A fraternity hazing method in which a pledge's hands are rerstrained and a plasitc bag is placed over his head and sealed with a rubber band on his neck.
That skinny pledge was struggling so hard during his bag test I thought he was going to break an arm.
Testosterone Festival, the male equivalent of a chick flick
"The A Team" is a test fest
Its when you do a package test on your date to verify she is not a tranny.
Phil's date was beautiful, but she had a deep voice, so he decided to do a unit test before he kissed her.
When you smack your penile instrument on a girl's cheek to give her a little sample of the size.
How about I give you a little cheek test to see if you would be interested in fornicating with me?