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LaSalle (Montreal) is called 013 Texas.It’s known as a ditrict that have many HUSTLERS.
Damien: Fanny where do you live?
Fanny:I live in the 013 Texas
Raising your erect penis up against your lower stomach between your tummy and your pants. Hiding your massive boner from poking the eye out of your crush at school. One of many options to hide your erection.
if it wasn't for the texas tuck, no 8th grade boy could ever wear athletic shorts at school.
Dang, my teacher bent over her desk and I had sweat pants on! Thank goodness for the texas tuck.
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To shoot someone or a hunted animal up the ass. The Texas "star" being a euphemism for the anus.
For his major foul up, his punishment was buckwheat. After he took a .38 slug up the rear, he was conscious for the whole 45 minutes it took him to bleed out.
Sensing my presence, the deer turn and ran. So I scored me a Texas bullseye! YEEE HAAAW!!!
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To stick a wet, moist Kleenex tissue used to wipe up cum onto someone's wall. Texas Wallpaper is similar to that of a traditional Tissue Swipe except that in the case of Texas Wallpaper, the tissue that is used to wipe up semen and/or vaginal juices after masturbation, a handjob or after vaginal or anal coitus, one sticks the tissue to the wall. It is imperative that the tissue still be moist or in a semi-moist state in order to stick. The allure of the Texas Wallpaper is the ability to create a wonderful display and conversation piece of multiple tissues with each tissue having its own unique story to tell. Sexual frequency clearly determines one's ability to decorate effectively with Texas Wallpaper. Texas Wallpaper was recently featured on Do It Yourself Network.
Stan blew his wet, steamy load on his girlfriend April's chest. After grabbing a tissue and wiping off his man load, Stan quickly selected a nice spot and plastered up some Texas Wallpaper. April's wall was beginning to look like a tissue paper covered float in the Texas Cavaliers River Parade.
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When one, whilst on vacation, drives to Texas to get a reverse vasectomy because it’s cheaper to get it done there at a missionary hospital. Said cost saving is due to lack of anesthesia, which increasingly stimulates the thrill seekers experience.
Man did you hear about Eric getting a Texas Vacation because 3 kids was just not cutting it. He’s ballsy!!!
A sexual position involving monkey bars where the girl wraps her legs around the money bars in a bowtie like manor. The male (whilst wearing spurs and a cowboy hat) stands on the ladder to the monkey bars.
Have you tried the texas bowtie?
No I'm not flexible enough.
Sedating someone and then burying them alive in a casket about 6 feet under.
See "Kill Bill Vol. 2" for a perfect example.
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