Thanks Guys

Something a dumb ass will say when leaving a store, place of work, or any place where there is only ONE PERSON around that they are talking to.

loser dumb ass dumb response No ability to count mouth breather stupid response

Joe pays the cashier and says as he walks out, "Thanks guys".

Becky looks around and says, "Guys? I'm the only one standing here. What a dumb ass."

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thank u, next

Another way to say fuck off to somebody who claims to hate relevancy

Thank u, next

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thanks, i hate it

A phase you will often find in the comment section of a shitpost.

"Hey Greg! I photo shopped llama's head on to Bob's head!"
"Thanks, I hate it."

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Thanking the bus driver

Eating a girl out.

Angie: I'm sinning.
Gil: Thanking the bus driver?

Angie: No Johns thanking the bus driver.

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Thank you USA

An epic declaration of gratitude and lifelong friendship by Albanian music legend Armend Miftari-Mendi, and a keystone moment in the history of balkanposting. Strive to be the person Kosovo thinks America is.

"Thank you USA
You are my best friend
You are the peace keeper
You are the lejend!!"

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Thank God for Mississippi

Mississippi is stereotyped as being at the top of bad categories (crime), and at the bottom of good categories (education). "Thank God for Mississippi" is often used in relief, because statistically speaking, Mississippi will be worse off than your state.

When he got the new rankings of primary education by state, the state superintendent of education exclaimed "Thank God for Mississippi" in relief.

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ok cool thanks

something a chodemaster says when he/she doesn't take the time to actually read the email you just sent

John (chodemaster): "Can you look into this? (forwards an email chain without actually even reading anything attached)"

Mike: "Hey so I accidently deleted all the customer records in the database and didn't do anything you just asked"

John (chodemaster): "ok cool thanks"

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