sargran wrap

The act of Saran Wrapping anything and everything keep freshness for no good reason. Usually done by old people, particularly Asian-grand parents.

1. Dude I tried to call you but I was at my grandma house and she has the phone Sargran wrapped.

2. I don't like working at the convalescent home on hot summer days. My legs stick to their Saragn wrapped couch.

3. *cleaning out the garage* "Geez these Alpha-Beta coupon fliers look brand new!" "Yeah my mom Sargran wrapped it just incase they ever come in business"

4."It's kinda hard to change channels , they remotes are all Sargran wrapped."

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snack wrap

A guy who get's hit on by alot of girls.

If a guys at a party, and all the girls attention is on him.

Boy 1: Dude, all those girls are hitting on him.
Boy 2: i know, he's such a snack wrap.

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snatch wrap

A term used for a chick with a puss that looks like a snack wrap from McDonalds

"That chick had one nasty barbacue snatch wrap!"

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Potential Wrap

Insimuating a wrap. Wrap meaning something coming to an end. (Can also forebode an accident)

Example:

Suhail: "There's broken glass on the walkway!"

Safwan: "Ahh, it's looking like a potential wrap"

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re-wrap

An eco-friendly alternative to safe sex. Instead of using a new condom each time, simply re-use an old one.

His attempt to re-wrap was pretty gross and totally killed the mood.

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Wrap yourself

To ensure you are appropriately dressed.

Hey Maxime! Wrap yourself

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Hummus wrap

When you spread the lips of a pussy apart and cum in between the layers, making it a hummas wrap. If you wanna add hot sauce, wait till she’s on her period.

I went to Israel last month and that guy in the bar gave me a hummus wrap in the hotel room.

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