A mixed drink consisting of long island iced tea, except for instead of cola, you put in jaeger. So a jersey tea is equal parts vodka, gin, tequila, rum, triplesec, sour mix, and a splash of jaeger
Fish got tanked after kvk bought him that Jersey Tea. He deserved it for being such a POS
Process of blending semen, tea, and vaginal secretions in a womans vagina.
When you eat it out you must say "mmm, what a lovely tea party!"
"I gave that bitch some Luis Tea"
"I made some Luis Tea in that bitches cooch"
Aka meat curtains, labia hanging/stretched downwards/ honed.
Leena was intoxicated yanking on her tea leaves for Johnny numbing it up.
It means when him or her changes their mind about to not tell you the tea (gossip).
Victoria: I have tea(gossip) for you.
Santio: oh, ok tell me
Victoria: oh never mind No Tea, For You
Tea Floss is the pubic hair stuck in your teeth after you've been tea-bagged.
"Wow, that guy's got a great tea bag. But the tea floss is a bitch."
Someone who is always sniffing for the tea.
Person 1: How does Lisa always know all the gossip?
Person 2: She's such a tea hound!
Midwest slang for an ass whooping
(The ass whooping of all ass whoopings, If someone offers you hickory tea run cause that sum bitch is gonna hurt)
“Boy you want some hickory tea!?” -someone’s angry mother