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A method of saying one has flatulated without offending geriatric ears. Similar to the Australian phrase of "opened your lunch." People no longer have to say "he farted."
Dude, who cracked a rat? Jimmie, do you need to go change your draws?
Ah man, I just cracked a rat so bad, it tweeked my seat!
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Amazing donuts from the Rise N Roll bakery in Middleberry Indiana
I really want some Amish Crack for breakfast
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This is my friend Justin and he is cracked at Fortnite my guy uhhhhhh
POV: 6th grader walks up to u me: what the 6th grader This is my friend Justin and he is cracked at Fortnite my guy uhhhhhh
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A story plot, idea, or character pairing that is so insane or stupid that it could only make sense while on drugs.
SUMMERY: The whole Harry Potter gang are strippers in a New York club! Ron/Hagrid. Harry/Bellatrix LeStrange. Crack plot, crack pairings.
"Hey! I just wrote a Misa/Mello story!"
"Sounds like fanfic crack to me."
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As seen in Futurama: The Beast With A Billon Backs, it is by far the rudest way to hang up a phone. One does this by placing the phone between the cheeks of the buttocks and slamming it back into the receiver. This works best when both parties are using a video phone.
"Issak was being such a dick last night that I crack slammed the phone on his ass!"
"Dude, he must have really been a dick to deserve that."
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1. To open a new bottle of an alcoholic beverage.
2. Serious hip hop song by Eminem, Dr. Dre and 50 Cent from Em's Relapse album.
1. Yo Jimmy its Friday, crack a bottle cuz.
2. So crack a bottle, let your body waddle.
Don't act like a snobby model.
You just hit the lotto.
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Basically just cleaveage. like a buttcrack only in the front and on your chest formed from 2 large boobs pressed together.
"A slippery coconut noodle just slid down my boob crack!"
"wow, she is showing a lot of boob crack"
"my dang titties are too small for me to have a boob crack"
person a: what are you staring at?
person b: your amazing boob crack!
Boob crack: a great place to carry a cell phone.
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