5th September

A legandary day, isn't it obvious? Here's a little hint, the most epic girl to exist happened in that day, still don't know? Come on! It's Fatima! Fatima Br. !! Shame on you mortal, Fati is grumpy and a bit sad because you didn't recognize that day OwO

-Dude what's the IG of the legend who was born on the 5th September?
-Bro it's @howluckyareus , duh!
-Damn how did i forget, brb ask for forgiveness

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5th base

Rubbing Noses with someone you love very deeply. This is considered the ultimate sign of affection.

Dude i totally went to 5th base with Alex last night.

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October 5th

October 5th is when all the people who use crack often were born

Zoe: Why is that girl a crackhead?

Dave; she's born on October 5th

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5th july

If you reed this you need to kiss someone next to you

Rebecca:Omg lets look what is 5th July
Tommy:Ok
Rebecca:Oh wow i need to kiss you
😚😚
Tommy: it’s the best day ever
Rebecca: yep it’s 5th july

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5th Base

When a guy is having anal sex with a girl and he takes a large hoop earring, interests said earring in her butthole to make it gaping and then the male drops his balls into her butthole and removes the hoop earring for a tight fit of his balls in her butthole

Dude 1: Yo bro i just hit 5th base with this bitch
Dude 2: Deadass b?

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October 5th

NATIONAL GIRLFRIEND DAY

tell your girl u love her and happy national girlfriend day on October 5th.

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5th amendment

What happens on tour, stays on tour

Amy: Hey did you hear what Jessica did last njght?

Jessica: *from across the room *
5th AMENDMENT!

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