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Eastside! Westside! Australia!!!
The catch phrase of the mysterious and presumed Australian, Bruce. Bruce travels through the bars of North London sanctifying drinking occasions with this exclamation. Bruce cannot be reliably encountered and his background is unknown. To those wishing to meet him, you must first pass his hand shake test. As one attempts to go to the toilette he will introduce himself. Hold out at least 5mins of handshaking to be accepted.
Appoun encountering Bruce: "Eastside!"
Bruce: "Westside!"
All: Eastside! Westside! Australia!!!
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Bank of Western Australia (commonly known as BankWest) is a full service bank based in Perth, Western Australia.
Formerly a wholly owned subsidiary of HBOS plc, Halifax Bank Of Scotland In late 2008 the bank was bought by the CBA group, Commonwealth Bank of Australia who have promised to retain the BankWest brand.
BankWest is the bank best known for its Happy Banking initiative, which aims to make banking a more positive experience and to win customers from the ‘Big 4’ banks.
Originally from Western Australia, BankWest has attracted thousands of customers around the country with it's competitively priced products such as the TeleNet Saver account.
Bankwest (Bank of Western Australia)
Happy Banking an initiative from Bankwest :-)
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( Also known as remembrance day) The 11th hour of the 11th day during the 11th month is a day where you have a minute of silence in Australia. Remembrance Day in Australia is dedicated to Australians who died as a result of war, particularly from World War I onward. A minute of silence is dedicated to the deceased, especially for soldiers who died fighting to protect the nation.
You don't use this in a sentence instead, you would say 'Lest we Forget' As a reference to this day. (This does not just happen in Australia, Other countries as well,)
Today is the 11/11/11 in Australia, Lest we Forget for our fellow Australians. (Best I can think of lmao.
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The best reality tv show on the whole fucking
Planet. It's like survivor and the bachelor mixed together. Only straight Australians can be on the show and I could have been on the show if I wasn't Swedish and love spaghetti so much.
I fucking love Love Island Australia because there's straight couples
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The Knox School (Australia), one of the independent, co-educational, non-denominational day school. During today, there are more than hundred international students study in this school. Also because of international overload problem. The Knox School is starting to introduce some of the idea can actually separate International and Local students. Therefore, the school is falling down...
Me: Hi Bangy how are you, no time no see huh.
Bangy: Erhhh...
Me: What's wrong my friend
Bangy: Seriously, there are a lot of changing in our school during this year...
Me: Wait, you mean The Knox School (Australia)?
Bangy: Yea, that school is starting to separate us and local students which we will have different timetable also the classes are different.
Me: What do you mean?
Bangy: Means we will have a class with international only. Sounds like the school is separate too.
Me: Damn that...that, i have nothing to say seriously.
Not just the school stupid, also the class mate are stupid as well. He just blame to my school as a rich school which people love to show off. That doesn't even happen I can't see once in my school.
Bangy: It's alright, he is just a redneck.
Me: True, so are you going to change school?
Bangy: Possibly if still going bad, however one of my class mate preferred stay in this school until graduate.
Me: True, he told me same thing as well, the only thing i knew was he bought a razer product...
Me, Bangy: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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The capital city of South Australia, previously known as Adelaide has been officially designated a progress free zone because of the huge numbers of hysterical conservatives who bend over vomiting with rage and indignation whenever a new idea is presented.
Taking the stance that 'this new idea means that they think my old idea is bad'; the people of SA:SVU take such ideas, suggestions, and pleas for some sort of progress as a personal affront to their character - something which they shouldn't do, firstly because it's not how to have an adult conversation, and secondly because they have no character to speak of.
While many cities have their fair share of whinging, tiresome old shits; Adelaide has, because of decades of 'bright flight'; been left with a much higher percentage of shits than other major Australian cities.
SA:SVU is now a toxic hell hole for anyone with more than half a brain cell. Investors go where the talent is, and they're not going to Adelaide, the renewal project is a joke, and the festivals such as Fringe only serve to advertise what you can get in other cities all year round; but can only get in Adelaide for one month a year.
Those not ranting hysterically are making excuses for Adelaide; that a city with a population of 1.2 million doesn't need more business, entertainment, big name artist performance, good governance, or opportunities for young people to do well in their life.
Me: Hey, this bar has got half as many people in it as last year - how about we do something different to bring more punters in?
Special Victim: Well, I don't know why you've made that suggestion; you obviously hate the place. I go there, I suppose you hate me too. Gees, why can't you just accept the place for what it is ant stop being so negative?
Me: I see we're playing South Australia: Special Victims Unit again.
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Australia’s One Country, Seven Systems form of Government succeeds the former democratic system where Australia and its seven States was then governed by a Prime Minister, a time when all Australians were free to move throughout their homeland unchallenged and without fear.
However in 2020, the One Country Seven Systems form of Government was quickly introduced by State leaders called Premiers whom under the fog of Covid 19 virus, closed State borders to each other. Cross border activities for industry, family visits, employment, medical, farming, schools and much more mostly came to a stand still. Australians lost their once had freedom with people movement, employment and life style activity all now strictly controlled, monitored and enforced by the State Premiers law enforcement personnel. Forced quarantine, arrest powers and heavy monetary penalties were introduced to further control Australians by fear should strict compliance to the One Country Seven Systems form of Government not be adhered to. Economic collapse into a severe recession had resulted. Public out cry for the return of freedom of movement and a plea from the Prime Minister Scott Morrison for State borders to be open had fallen onto deaf ears of the State Premiers who have seized the country’s power.
Example of Australia. One Country Seven Systems. Queensland Premier Anastasia Palaszczuk “Queensland Hospitals are for our people “ in response to having refused entry into Queensland to a number nearby NSW residents who were in need of urgent medical care.