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Dorito

The worst preforming processor / "chip" that will operate in a given Motherboard or Computer system.

Only relevant for non-monolithic Computers (i.e. systems have options for different processors), and where the absolute worst was picked.

The Term comes from the singular of "Doritos" a popular triangle shaped snack chip, that while tasty, do not actually run computer code.

The Term was made famous in the song "It's All About the Pentiums" by "Weird Al" Yankovic

What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?

by mpheyse February 26, 2023


Doritos

The best chips to ever exist.

Bob: Hey Jerry! Want some Doritos?

Jerry: HELL YEAH

by XyroTheTotallyRealGerman September 23, 2021


Dorito

A snack or a nickname for a red head

Can I have some doritos
Or
Hey have u seen dorito?

by Sariuh March 31, 2016


Dorito

Part of a Wankel Rotary engine (the rotor), jokingly referred to as Doritos, because of its triangular shape.

Person 1: What engine do you have in your RX-7?
Person 2: Doritos, obviously.

by Youkiddingme October 9, 2019


Doritos

A chip that makes a gamer go insane

Gamer 1: bro you know what Doritos are

Gamer 2: nah bro

Gamer 1: one sec gotta put my dick in a bag of Doritos and make my bitch suck the dust off the tip

Gamer 1’s bitch: (moaning) oh yeah

Gamer 2: bro get me some fucking Doritos

by Anotherwiseguywholikespussy January 3, 2022


Doritos

A packet of crisps that became an MLG meme.

Can I have some doritos.
No

by Crazyvideos.tv November 13, 2016


Doritos

The best triangle chips.

Hey, man you try those new doritos.

by BigBrainRyder February 7, 2021