The worst preforming processor / "chip" that will operate in a given Motherboard or Computer system.
Only relevant for non-monolithic Computers (i.e. systems have options for different processors), and where the absolute worst was picked.
The Term comes from the singular of "Doritos" a popular triangle shaped snack chip, that while tasty, do not actually run computer code.
The Term was made famous in the song "It's All About the Pentiums" by "Weird Al" Yankovic
What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?
Bob: Hey Jerry! Want some Doritos?
Jerry: HELL YEAH
A snack or a nickname for a red head
Can I have some doritos
Or
Hey have u seen dorito?
Part of a Wankel Rotary engine (the rotor), jokingly referred to as Doritos, because of its triangular shape.
Person 1: What engine do you have in your RX-7?
Person 2: Doritos, obviously.
A chip that makes a gamer go insane
Gamer 1: bro you know what Doritos are
Gamer 2: nah bro
Gamer 1: one sec gotta put my dick in a bag of Doritos and make my bitch suck the dust off the tip
Gamer 1’s bitch: (moaning) oh yeah
Gamer 2: bro get me some fucking Doritos