french chandelier

Things you will need:
Sprinkles
Rammiken
Basting agent and applicator

The act of:
1. Wash and Dry Testicles
2. Gently braise freshly shorn testicles with either:

-whipped egg white

-fresh butter/margarine

-extra virgin olive oil

-Nonstick cooking spray (we recommend PAM)
3. Immediately transfer moistened ballsack into a medium

sized rammiken filled with red, white and blue sprinkles.

(inspired by the French National Flag)
4. Hastily dangle your supremely decorated ballsack into

the open mouth of your chosen partner.

Serves 1-2
Colours of sprinkles may vary dependent on country of choice.

It was a common occurence to witness Paris routinely engaging in the age old practice of French Chandeliers with Pierre.

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french eat

Where you stick your nose deep in your girls pussy, sniff as hard as you can and suck up all of the pussy juice, hawk a lugi in a cup and drink it.

I'm gonna give Nicky a good old French eat

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French Tuxedo

when you nut in someone's mouth and they french kiss it back into your mouth while you are wearing a tuxedo.

ME: How much for the French tuxedo?
JANE: Free for you baby.

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french pepper

Typically just said as "pepper", a French pepper is an individual of French-Canadian nationality who often eats at La Belle Province, drinks Pepsi, and speaks a strange version of French that only other peppers completely understand.

Usually, the perfect example of a pepper, is someone who DOESN'T KNOW that they are a pepper, but goes on with their life on a daily basis.

Tabarnak, Gaetan is a real pepper. He wears hooters t-shirts and cowboy boots to work, and has a calendar of the women's rugby team in his cubicle!

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French Horn

God Created this instument with all his might to make a french horn it took seven day and seven nights and god said"let there be french horns!!!!" then he listend for awhile and then said"Let the be French Horns IN TUNE." then god got error pop up and it said invalid request try a different instrument.

Man 1:He plays the french horn
Man 2:what no way
Man 3:yep hes that awesome

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French Noodler

When a french man walks up to you and grabs a fistful of noodles and shoves them in your face with great force.

"Christian was walking down the street and a crazy frenchman jumped out of the shrubbery and attacked his face with a fistful of noodles!"

This Maneuver is known as the French Noodler

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French flag

A white towel or cloth attached to the end of a stick.

When a defeated group of people wish to surrender peacefully they will raise the French flag.

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