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I could have gotten something better but I got this instead
Me Someone went to Iowa and all I got was this lousy mug
This town is full of little shits some ok teachers some really good teachers "Mr. Hardy" good neighbors and weird noises.
During sex, one partner uses a belt, strap, bungee ect. to fling corn filled fecies at the other partner.
Last night i gave that bitch the Iowa Slingshot
The act of putting soup in your romantic partners asshole, and then having them blast it on to your face. Usually a sexual act.
Mark: Hey man what happened to my Campbells Chicken Noodle?
Steve: Oh sorry man, Becky came over and gave me an Iowa City Gimlet with it.
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Birmingham is a small town in the southeast part of iowa. It has like 500 people in it. Everyone knows everyone.
"I'm going to Birmingham Iowa"
"Why? There's nothing to do there!"
Lenox has some of the most badass highschoolers who like to go out and party, Lenox is pretty boring but one of the best small towns. FBGM
He goes to Lenox, Iowa? Damn he’s a Badass isn’t he...