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usually referred to as the acronym JMN, its when you and another person think or say the same thing at the same time. Its like the person is reading your thoughts.
L: Whoa, I just went on the board today and its like a ghost town!
T: JMN (Jedi Mind Ninja), I thought the exact same thing when I saw that!
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convincing a simple minded girl to let you have anal sex with her.
1. Ay guess what i did last night!
2. What homie?
1. I pulled a jedi mind trick on this bitch!
2. Oh word you put it in her bootyhole?!?!
1. Hell yeah!
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When your slut puts her hair up like Princess Leia and you fuck her ear through her hair.
Jose and Jeff played jedi mind tricks on these three sluts before going to Luckies.
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A blunt that is rolled using an extremely small amount of weed, but still manages to get you very blasted.
Damn man, that jedi mind trick hit the spot!
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Is a quote from the first episode of 30 Rock where Tracey Morgan is seen running down the middle of a crowded street in his underwear, holding a lightsaber in his hand. He is repeatedly yelling: "I am a Jedi!"
This phrase is a cheer that crowds yell at local rock concerts.
It originated at the Watson Town Hall in Watson, Minnesota (near Montevideo, MN)
This phrase has travelled around the country through word of mouth. We encourage you to use it at local rock concerts.
How you say "I am a Jedi!":
Usally used in songs that are in common time.
The counting goes like this:
1 + 2 + 3 + 4 +
------------ I am a
1 + 2 + 3 + 4 +
Jedi ------------
The cheer starts on 4. "I am a" are triplets, all having equal length and "Jedi" hits on 1 and is spit at the silable which hits on the + of 1.
This phrase is repeated continuously until you are hoarse and you larynx is bleeding.
I am a Jedi!
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To stealth-fully assassinate someone or begin a fight using a light saber. Though the light saber must function properly or death will follow swiftly. Killing any witnesses is optional, and a Vendetta can be called after being assassinated.
Tom pulled a Dirty Jedi when I was taking a shit.
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A rusty contaminated,ball pump is stuck it in the pee hole and inflated like viagra would do but it's really inflating it with poisonous gas that causes you to have cum squirting out of your belly button,eyes,nose etc. (after you are dead two anonymous jedi dump on your mother's chest)
The Jedi Blow Job often happens to nerds who do not happen to know shit about star wars.
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