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A general term for pooping on or beside one’s bed.
I woke up late last night in sleep paralysis, but I also had to take a dump. I’m sorry about the bedside loaf.
a person that unevenly slices homemade bread. (as if beaver teeth sliced the last piece)
“Evenly slicing fresh bread to make toast is very difficult if you live with loaf loather.”
A word to describe a pet that loves human of other animal interaction.
Tyler: "Milo's cat is so cute and friendly!"
Fred: "I know! She's such a snuggle loaf!"
Burning a loaf. A human defecation that follows a large and particularly spice-laden meal that emits a complex aroma with notes of tar and smoldering rubber.
Shad, where have you been?
—I was off burning a loaf after stuffing myself st the Indian buffet.
Sandwich-loafing: when two bodies engaged in an amorous act are slapped together with something in between them, such as an item of clothing or a sheet.
"The nervous newlyweds were so eager to consummate that they were sandwich-loafing all night in the honeymoon suite."
a vagina that is so crusty and dry that it is left in loaf form
"Damn Jess, if you needed to borrow the Crisco to moisten your cooter loaf why didn't you just ask"
A type of poo comparably in texture, size and colour to a loaf of seeded bread
It's weight may differ when compared, however this usually depends on the amount of lead dust you have consumed beforehand
My asshole went from a cheerio to a manhole cover after that chocolate loaf!
So that's why there was a slimy loaf of bread in the urinal