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a vagina that is so crusty and dry that it is left in loaf form
"Damn Jess, if you needed to borrow the Crisco to moisten your cooter loaf why didn't you just ask"
A general term for pooping on or beside one’s bed.
I woke up late last night in sleep paralysis, but I also had to take a dump. I’m sorry about the bedside loaf.
a person that unevenly slices homemade bread. (as if beaver teeth sliced the last piece)
“Evenly slicing fresh bread to make toast is very difficult if you live with loaf loather.”
A large, satisfying turd. Solid in texture with a greasy surface. Slides out of the ass neatly, leaving little debris (skids).
Fuck me, I just spent 20 minutes on the shitter pushing out a nice solid greasy loaf.
to bone somebody in the asshole
"Hey Jeff, when I go home imma stuff a loaf."
Is when you sit on the toilet and take a huge shit and the turd is harder than a cinderblock or a brick and it gets stuck like a blockage and it feels like your asshole is going to tear apart but then it comes out and creates a massive splash in the toilet bowl.
After 3 days Mike started the protein shake diet he went to the bathroom to pinch off a power loaf.
A word to describe a pet that loves human of other animal interaction.
Tyler: "Milo's cat is so cute and friendly!"
Fred: "I know! She's such a snuggle loaf!"