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max is a 90 year old girl
and she DOESNT think skirts are gay,
and besides max is really swaggy
and awesome and cool and disco party-😃🔴🍥😝
and max is a goldfish cracker lover
max: o m g *EATS A WHOLE GOLD-FISH-CRACKER BOX
A kind loving person, who never fails to impress. He is a very attractive person.He’s friends with all the girls but never really had a girlfriend, they just don’t like him like that. Max’s are normally great at basketball and baseball. Normally point guards and catchers. Max may not be the smartest on the streets but he is a straight mathematition. He’s just Max you either love him or you hate him.
Person 1: Who’s that very attractive guy that is also playing basketball.
Person 2: oh that’s max he is awesome
That one guy that gets played by some girl called Daniella twice.
Achilles: bro Max aren’t you with Daniella again?
Max: no bro she Left me for Emiliano
he is the most amazing person you will ever meet, despite his uncontrollable farts.He will treat you like a princess as he showers you with compliments. He’s usually quite a small person but that doesn’t matter to you because he makes up for that in his pants ;). Following from that he is a freak in bed and will provide pleasure for hours and hours with his amazing stamina. He has a humongous body which when asleep you will have to fit your small arms over his entire body as he enjoys being the small spoon. As well as this he is the usual person to steal all the covers. But none of this matters because you love him so much and can’t wait for the future with him.
Is your boyfriend named max?
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Is a loving and kind guy, loves soccer and a bit nerdy. he is very very VERY coo coo when playing soccer games with mates on the oval. He will love you with all his heart and will never cheat. He never shows/acts how much he loves you but just remember he does.
oh have you heard max go into the soccer team
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