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When an elderly man voices views that are archaic, politically incorrect and out of date with social norms, but you have to agree with them anyway because of there age.
Herbert was exercising his old man's rights about dwarfs and then went to bed.
When a person acts as they comprehend what are you saying, then walk away and they did comprehend at all. They repeat the information incorrectly.
Rob has old man block; he keeps calling Halle “holly”
When a person acts as they comprehend what are you saying, then walk away and they did comprehend at all. They repeat the information incorrectly.
Rob has old man block; he keeps calling Halle “holly”
A gamer from Connecticut that is two old to do quick movement, simple climbing techniques and claims to be “right on him” .
Virus: young jukes where are you?
Killer: I’m up above you. Climb up here.
Virus: bet
Killer: yo come on you’re taking forever to climb this rock.
Virus: young jukes my games not working it won’t let me.
Killer: bruh! Look at old man struggles!
SpongeBob old guy appreciation day is 2/11 every year.
“Hey dude, do ya know what day it is?”
“No, I’m not a lonesome dude who gets no b!tches and aces every test then gets mauled by a bear every day.”
“It’s old man Jenkins appreciation day!”
“Nice, have a great day man.”
“Thanks you too!”
Old man Jankins is 93 and will forever be 93, he goes to bus stops to watch children, and has a girlfriend who is 18. Old man jankins Is the ultimate pimp
Old man jankins is packing
When a middle aged man offers up his advice to a 20 year old, but the 20 year old never ask for it in the first place, and it's annoying as crap.
*20 year old me on a construction site rolling up an electric chord*
Middle aged man - "That's not how you roll up a chord. Here, let me show you."
20 year old me - "Huh, that's funny, you're the third middle aged man to show me how to roll up a chord, and all three of you did it differently."
Middle aged man - "But my way is the correct way."
20 year old me - "That's what the other guys said. Old man wisdom at it's finest."