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A female sloot that thinks they are a lady and tries to bed other women's men when they aren't around.
That penguin whore tried to climb in my tent last night.
When one lies on top of another pinning then down, urinates allover them, and yells "PETRIFIED PENGUIN!!"
Jake: "Hey look! Arielle is giving Alex a petrified penguin!"
When something is lubed like a penguin, it means it's very slippery, and sometimes uneasy to handle. Kinda like how penguins can easily slide on their bellys.
My dick is lubed as a penguin.
A tall, long neck migratory bird with huge wing spans who, will turn pink if it ingests krill through a large black hooked beak. They also live in tropical regions.
The penguins in the Everglades are just beautiful.
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Something that has wings but does not fly, specificly a UAV sensor operator
Guy #1: WOAH! You got a flight suit & wings!You must fly! What's your job!?
Guy #2: I'm a UAV Sensor Operator!
Guy #1: Get out of here you Penguin.
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a type of rare turkish pasta generally found in ireland, served with a heavy cream sauce made with butter and asparagus
im making penguins tonight honey, so keep the fire extinguisher on hand
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When a man's "penguin" becomes so slippery due to liquids-oil, water, semen, saliva, etc.- that females have difficulty operating upon the phallus.
"Ah man dude, I had such a Slippery Penguin last Night that that bitch slipped off like twenty times"
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