Pinky Promise

A sacred vow that transcends all fake promising rules (ex: crossing fingers). This is a serious deal that is of the upmost importance.

Guy 1: Hey bro, pinky promise me you won’t tell anyone who I like.

Guy 2: Yeah bro of course.

Guy 2 will be sacrificed to the pinky promise gods if breaks this sacred agreement.

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Pinkie Promise

a sworn oath to another person and if broken, the pinkie is cut off.

Pinkie promise me you wont do it again.

i promise
alright if you break it that piggy is mine.

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Stinky Pinky

Fingering your girlfriends pussy with your pinky, then shaking her dad's hand without washing that hand.

I gave Justine's dad the stinky pinky yesterday.

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pinky test

before you give oral sex to a female insert your pinky finger and smell before you decide to proceed

she failed the pinky test so i double rubbered and she did not get any tongue loving

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pinky treatment

Putting your pinky up your butthole for sexual pleasure while masturbating in the bathtub/shower.

"Man, last night while in the shower I gave myself the pinky treatment and came all over the place!"

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pinky stinky

Have raw anal sex with a girl who hasn't poo'd in days, fuck her until near climax then pull out so that when she poos all the shit goes on your cock.

me and my girlfriend have the wildest sex, last week we did the pinky stinky

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Pinky Wink

1. A somewhat couth way of saying that you had to stop urinating prematurely 2. A precusor to a doctor or pychiatric appointment if it occurs and A. you dont have a penis or B. the penis begins speaking to you afterwards. 3. Natures way of telling you that you need to leave the Pinky alone

The buses early depature time forced me to Pinky Wink. The moment I witnessed the Pinky Wink, I knew I was in for one hell of a lifestyle change. I felt a bit dirty after I got the old Pinky Wink.

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