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A type of meal which includes not only a baguette, but also crisps, rocket salad and some type of meat (ex. salami)
Ralphs special (type of food) served as;
* Baguette
* Crisps
* Butter
* Salami
Commonly known throughout the south west of England.
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A mystical type creature (kind of like the tooth fairy) who messes up your hair while you sleep. Which is why we all wake up with goofy looking hair in the morning.
"Ralph the Night Hair Dresser really did a number on my head!"
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Vomiting in the toilet. Talking to Ralph/Ralf (vomiting), on the Big White Phone (white porcelain toilet).
Where's Linda? She was guzzling red wine like a Legionnaire, and now she's talking to Ralph On The Big White Phone.
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To throw up in the toilet puke
Man I drank so much last night I had to talk to ralph on the big white phone all morning
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People named "Ralph" get bullied way too much, this day is appreciate our Ralphs
Me: "Ralph, happy Ralph Appreciation Day 4/22!"
Ralph: "shut the hell up"
A place people shop to feel like they have lots of money when they really don't. Everything in the store is half priced and not actually designed by Ralph himself. These are the leftovers. Employees mindlessly fold clothes that customers ruin in 5 seconds and do pointless tasks that managers believe are important to the improvement of the store. Employees get paid nothing to work sucky hours. The store is also decorated with obnoxious gigantic vases filled with polo sticks while the clothes are generally hideous.
"Dude, you wanna go to American Eagle"
"Nah man lets go to the Polo Ralph Lauren Outlet Store so I can tear apart all the clothes and feel super rich just because I have a guy riding a horse on my shirt!"
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I had a few too many wobbley pops last night and I spent all morning saying hi to Ralph on the big white telephone.
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