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The MLB Team that runs Chicago. Can’t get above .500 and owns Aroldis Chapman.
Let’s watch the White Sox vs Red Sox!
Loses 16-3
Let’s watch Yankees vs White Sox!
Wins 5-0
Darrel wore assless chaps when he got his wet tube sox
Poseur Boston Red Sox fans, who have been rooting for the team only since 2004 or 2007, but act like they've been lifelong die hards. Normally have no connection whatsoever to the city of Boston. Most are either female and/or college fraternity members. Faux Sox can be easily spotted by their pristine, unbent, perfectly clean Red Sox caps that they pretentiously wear. The male species normally have goattees (as do some of the females).
Fan 1: Did you hear that guy behind us? He just told his friend that they were supposed to stand up for the 6th inning stretch. What a douche.
Fan 2: (turns around; sees frat boy wearing a Red Sox cap) No wonder. He's a Faux Sox. He doesn't know shit about baseball.
If a man is wearing a white Sox hat he is signaling that he is gay and letting other gay men know that he is on the market.
“Bro did you see Logan wearing that white Sox hat?”
“Yeah bro I didn’t know he was gay”
Another name for The Curse of the Bambino, which has since been broken in 2004.
The Sox Pox is broken. Now it's been 4 World Series for them since, incidentally the same number of times Donald Trump has filed for bankruptcy.
This term is used when you want people to know that they have an extremely large penis, and that you are showing an utmost urge to ride it.
Guy: So yeah, I was just wondering if you wanted to go out on a date?
Girl: Um, cool sox. Let's go out!
When you cum on a woman and she is in someway disgusted by it so you have to take a sock (preferably an old or ragged sock) to clean it off the female's stomach, face, or body areas, thus ruining a sock.
"OMG get this cum off me"
"With what"
"Rock da sox to get it off"
"OMG get this cum off me"
"With what"
"Rock da sox to get it off"