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Port Washington is a small town 30 miles north of Milwaukee with close to 11,000 people. Its full of people that think they're more important than they really are, making news on cnn for stupid enough issues as hazing, and a controversial gay survey. Kids are stupid, adults go crazy over everything, but occasionally you'll find someone pretty cool. Downtown has a curse where small businesses shut down every year, and are replaced by another which will just get shut down again. The cops are the biggest assholes you'll find in Wisconsin, and its against the city ordinance for anything to be open 24 hours. Since theres nothing to do after 9:00, kids resort to mischief and drugs. Then the parents bitch about it.
I live in Port Washington, and I really wish there was a 24 hour gas station here.
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1. The place where Obama lives
2. Where the worst traffic in the world is.
3. Not the best place to live, so dont even bother.
Person 1: Lets go to Washington DC!
Person 2: Hell no.
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revolutionary leader for america
A.K.A. - G Dubs
known for his deisel work in the revolution, although he lost at the battle of new york he lead us to vitcory at yorktown and helped break away from the british.
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When a girl is giving you head and you jizz on her head then you throw baby powder on her her head making her look like george washington. Usually used for sexual humor.
"Last night i gave my girl a george washington"
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a two horse town lacking one horse. so essentially a one horse town
this town has nothing to do. totally reminds me of bellevue washington
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Shititest team in hockey that bends around shoving their sticks deep in there assholes. After each game they proceed by having gay sex with chosen members of the coaching staff.
Idris-"Wow, I sure do love them Washington Capitals"
Bob-"Ya dude your a fucking faggot"
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Port Washington is a town in northern Long Island. The middle school pretty much sucks, and most of the staff voted to kick out the Principal.. but no luck yet. We have kool yaht clubs, and we all know Main St. rocks. It takes us about 45 minutes to get to a decent mall.. and we wish they would just build one here! The rich kids live in Sands Point, and everyone else lives elsewhere.
Thats pretty much it. COME TO PORT WASHINGTON!
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