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A person with no belief or faith in a higher being, or power.
<Atheist> It's cool you believe in god. I am an Atheist. (OBV.)
<Christian> Why don't you believe in god? Prove to me that there is no god...
<Atheist> Prove to me that there is no 12 Inch burning bear on your head wearing a Swastika, on a tightrope.
<Christian> Dick.
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atheists by majority are spoiled white people with jobs-also homosexual as this is great venue to attack church
give a human being too much in shelter food and no responsibility and just maybe their arrogance grows to such a point they dont believe in anyone above them as they transform into a scumbag atheists
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Someone who believes in logic, not a mythical all powerful sentient being. Rather than being terrified of the 'unknown', they use science to discover the truth, not relying on story books, for they're information. They do however find it complex to understand how people can base they're lives on basically a hunch, as if you question gods existence by looking for proof, you're not a real believer. Strange.
scientist guy: I'm an atheist
other scientist guy: I'm glad i'm not too stupid to understand science, and have enough common sense to realise that God can't possibly exist.
scientist guy: Yeah, me too
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A godless person who uses reason and science, rather than divinity, to explain his beliefs. Not to be confused with agnostics. These people can be identified either by how much they know about science, or by how much they burn when you put a match to their skin. Atheists burn like flash paper.
Person 1:That guy over there? He must be an Atheist. Did you see the way he just burned up in flames a few seconds ago?
Person 2:SHH!!! He's not an Atheist! that's part of a practical joke involving lighter fluid!
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A person who does not believe in god, not related to satanists, muslims, or anyone else christianity hates. Contrary to popular opinion, atheists are not self obsessing narcissists, but are just people who find the idea that by doing certain deeds (going to Church or blowing yourself up) will get you into a magical place where you live in paradise for all eternity
Atheist: "Hey man what's up?"
Religious zealot (not to be confused with normal religious person): "Screw you man, I'll see you in hell, oh wait, no I won't, I'll be in heaven pissing on you."
Atheist: okay....
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People who don't believe in any religion. Some Atheists are just nice people who have just never found a reason to believe in a religion but others are douchebags who just because they don't believe in anything feel it necissarry to make fun or poke holes in your religion.
Atheist: ha you believe that some invisible guy in the sky made the world in 7 days
Cristian: Well you believe a tiny dot in the middle of space exploded and somehow created the universe. WHAT NOW BITCH
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formally: someone who lacks a belief in any god
informally: anyone who isn't a gotbotting moron
Lance Armstrong is an atheist.
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