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A Fat Girl or Woman. Like you know to do it with her you'd have to role her in flour and look for the wet spot.
Sweaty Betty
She is one Sweaty Betty. I would date her if she was not such a Sweaty Betty:
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When a man jerks off on a womans eye lids while she is passed out. When the woman wakes up her eyes are crusted over causing her to become blinded.
Why do you think Hellen Keller was dumb, deaf, and blind? She got a little more than a blind betty
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the act of having sexual intercourse doggy style then pulling your throbbing member out and jerking it but instead of squirting your luscious man juice on her back you pour hand sanitizer then light it on fire and run like hell or take pictures
dude 1: dude, how'd your date go last night?
dude 2: I gave that ho a flaming betty.
dude 1: BALLER!
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Von Betty (fun betty, Van Bettie) is the iconic Surname given to a totally awesome girl, that really knows how to have a good time. She has no insecurities, issues or baggage. She is almost one of the guys but is still also a girly girl. She is the type of girl that is as close to perfect as perfect can get, she may have some flaws, but in the larger scheme of things these are negligible. Similar to a panda girl, she is smart, funny and super cute. Von Betties are also somewhat of an "endangered species" as few of them actually exist. Von Betties are hard to find and must not be confused with a Fake Von Betty who will pretend to be a Von Betty until she has her claws into a guy. A genuine Von Betty will never give her guy a hard time and will never pull up the handbrake! Von Betties are really into action sports, both as a spectator and as a participant.
Von Betties are hard to find and must not be confused with a Fake Von Betty who will pretend to be a Von Betty until she has her claws into a guy. A genuine Von Betty will never give her guy a hard time and will never pull up the handbrake! Von Betties are really into action sports, both as a spectator and as a participant. Von Betties know how to party really hard!
Also see Bettie hot chick
Von Bettie : She is a real Van Bettie, she is always keen to do fun guy stuff and never has attitude, I think we should call her "insert her first name here" Von Betty
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noun: a Wet Betty is the step sister of the wet willy. a Wet Betty is performed by sucking your finger tip, and swirling it around in someone's exposed cleavage and yelling "WET BETTY." This can only be used on EXPOSED cleavage; no reaching down t-shirts, turtle necks, or sweater vests!
Look at her huge knockers! I bet she'd love a Wet Betty.
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Someone who is very sweaty from being active.
Hey I just ran laps
Ew don’t touch me you’re a sweaty Betty
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1. Is someone who makes cocaine into crack.
when the goods aren't strong enough Betty Cracker comes and mixes it up.
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