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a burrito that has literally everything. I mean every.fucking.thing. from Freebirds.
Dude, I hear Paul order the George burrito, he was sweating for 4 hours after he ate it.
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A fat chick squeezed into a tight dress
Fantsasia is a fantastic burrito
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An uncircumsided dick.
Damn, that guy surprised me with his nasty ass flappy burrito last night.
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the act of defecating in a piece of contraception, usually a condom, chilling it until frozen. The user will then penetrate their partner with this device, acting as a makeshift dildo
jason: "my girl is tooooo freaky"
brian: "how bruh"
jason: "she said she was down for a mexican burrito"
brian: "nahhh she different"
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The folded napkin you place underneath a burrito inside the wrapper to absorb the meat juice and grease it leaks so that it doesn't end up on your shirt.
Jim: Man, every time I eat a burrito, it ends up dripping all over the place. Another ruined shirt.
Carlos: You should have put a burrito diaper on it. No leaks here!
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the contence of the dustpan when you sweep up after dinner.
man1:dude, i'm hungry!
man2:sorry bro, all we got left is a floor burrito.
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A dead or gray front tooth that can detect the temperature of food or drink.
When Bo bit into his microwave burrito, his burrito tooth told him the middle was still frozen.
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