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Council Lube

a sentence used to describe lube for those too poor to afford or in a desperate situation and require lubrication. inferring that council estates (of the uk) may be too poor to afford any decent lubrication. coined in the same sense that "council pop" refers to water from a tap.

him - "lets have anal sex"

Her - "but we havent got any lube!"

him - "thats fine, ive got council lube"

him - *spits in hand*

by unclebob1923 January 19, 2010


The Wifey Council

Wifey council, is a group of friends who are platonically married to each other. They are made up of 11 people who are Aki, Kima, Dinki, Uni, Pop, Mushi, Shy, Vistii, Buni, Halo, and Jay. Half of the Wifey council are part of a minecraft smp called the "Council SMP" in which there is a peaceful (chaotic) environment as many start to build their homes and structures. The wives of the council can often be found in a vc in their discord being crackheads. Their discord also includes other familial members such as their mothers, father, and side hoes, who can sometimes also be found in vcs.

Person 1: Have you seen the members of the wifey council? They're some of the coolest people it's so hard to get in!
Person 2: Right?? I hope I get picked as a side hoe at least :(

by aki_ November 11, 2020


Council Stick

Disposable vapes used commonly in council estates hence "council stick"

gis a go of your "council stick"

by niccle June 3, 2023


Council toe

When one or more of your toes are joined together, from birth.

Hey luke, whats up with your toes!?
Dude I have a Council toe

by theboyo1972 April 18, 2011


council cupboards

Typical universal credit chav, painted over old wooden cupboards in a white wash that's basically transparent. Generally filthy inside and out

That bitch has got council cupboards

by Chazzyb July 25, 2023


Sigma Council

The sigma council is the highest order of sigmas. A collection of three blokes who detest zetas. Our mission is to make sure those disgraces do not live among us any longer.

Person #1: “Did you hear about the new sigma council’s order? Apparently all zetas are banned now.”
Person #2: “Good, I hate zetas.”

by LeaderOfSigmaCouncil July 5, 2024


Higher Council

The Higher Council is a group of powerful beings, their job being to keep the universe in check. They are composed of the Groogleman, Elder Steave, and the Spirit of Deerpark.

The Higher Council made that ritual forbidden

by TheOnlyTruthSeeker November 16, 2020