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A phrase used by sus people to brag about themselves while wanting to save face. Used often by crooked business leaders, and executives.
Common behaviors of anyone that says they're "a real gentleman" include:
- picks their nose on zoom meetings
- strips down to tidy whities in a public bathrooms and gives themselves a sponge bath out of the sink
- farts in professional settings
- gives all glory to himself
- warns against the risks of hiring women because they might get pregnant
- calls clients while taking a dump
- writes fake reviews about their business calling themselves a gentleman
"The CEO often described himself as 'a real gentleman' when others would disagree with him or question his character."
A big fat juicy line of cocaine.
We did gentlemans lines all night and spent over a thousand dollars on whores
Is the second person in line to have sex with a prostitute/ escort.
She must be really busy today, I’m the second gentleman to see her.
A classic masturbatory situation in which you find yourself dressed in your finest suit, top hat and monocle, with member in hand. Additionally you'll have your favorite handkerchief folded perfectly on your right and a bottle of the finest lube on your left. When the moment of climax has been reached, you'll simply release into the handkerchief and exclaim, "that was capital old chap!"
James: On morrow's eve, I'm going to court Martha and afterward I do believe I may release into her bone box.
Rob: Jesus man, and what if Martha gives ya the ol' fimble-famble?
James: Well then good sir, I believe I'll retire to my quarters and give myself a Gentleman's Tug.
A Gentleman's Splash is the chivalrous act of speedily cleansing one's genitals immediately prior to fellatio or cunnilingus, out of consideration of one's partner.
Joe was conscious of smeg build up so decided to conduct a speedy Gentleman's Splash prior to Kelly fellating his glorious penis.
1. The scrotum, especially when up to no good. Also known as mountaineer's oysters.
2. A fat, obese, large, portly or otherwise overweight female regularly used for sex when a young man's options for the evening have all evaporated. The aforementioned female understands the intentions and the exchange, but repeats the experience because eating at home on Friday night is no fun.
1. I gave her my gentleman's dumplings over the eyes last night before she put them in her mouth.
2. It's 2:30, dude--you gonna call your gentleman's dumplings over or go to sleep?
Drinking a monster energy while smoking a cigarette after supper and before a night of getting rowdy and dangerous
Thinking of slamming a gentleman's dessert before I go spray paint the old bread factory