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Referring to a man of great courage and attractiveness. Derived originally from the mtg community, has expanded its meaning to apply to an individual who is of a highly desirable value.
I saw Goblin Sharpshooter last Halloween, and when I did I broke up with my girlfriend because had I not, I was likely to cheat on her because he was so attractive.
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I have a Noblin Goblin in my pants.
She played with my Noblin Goblin.
My Noblin Goblin spit on her face.
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When one is in a mood where they only care about shiny or mildly pretty things no matter how worthless(even trash), stealing, and (importantly) being mischievous in general.
Brad: "Yo, my girlfriend is acting like a magpie this week, like yesterday she went to the beach and she came back with like 10 pounds of shells, shiny rocks, bottle caps, and sea glass."
Kyle: "Almost sounds like she's in Goblin Mode."
Brad: "She's in total Goblin Mode; she keeps stealing my socks, pins from my collection, and hair ties. She also turned the cases of all my games upside, which is kinda funny, but also really annoying.
Kyle: "Stealing and mischief. I diagnose her with Goblin Mode."
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First of all, have you ever seen your asshole?
If you said no then you may have ass goblins. Ass goblins live in your ass and feed off your crap. They come out everyonce in a while to bite the person behind you(which can be very embarassing). To check if you have ass goblins you need to look at your ass hole and say ASS GOBLINS ASS GOBLINS ASS GOBLINS as loud as you can, and if you have them, they will come out, if not your cool. But for the unlucky ones who do the only way to get them out is to stick amonia up your pooper and swish it around then next time you take a shit, your dead ass goblins will lay there in the toilet.
HOLY SHIT, that guys ass goblin just bit me!
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a series of cool videos on xvideos.com
person1: hey have you watched goblins cave?
person2: yea, i busted a nut
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A promiscuous woman whose sole objective in life is to engage in as many fellatious encounters as possible
"That knob goblin is fiending the cock"
"Yeah, she'll be gobblin' my knob all night"
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nipples, could be male or female nipples
Peter just pulled down Nicole's shirt, I saw her goblin knobs and everything, that is so inappropriate in a nice neighborhood like this
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