Hair Helmet

When someone has a large amount of hair on there head and its natural shape is that of a Motorcycle Helmet.

Whoa Frank... nice Hair Helmet!

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Mike Hair

That tiny (or big) spike of hair at the front of someone's hair, usually in the form of a brown or black! It can be found in Roblox, called 'Brown Charmer Hair.'

Person 1: 'Ayo wanna play some Roblox?'
Person 2: 'Nope, I'm sick of seeing Mike Hairs everywhere.'

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Chad's Hair

A hairstyle made popular by Macklemore that once owned instantaneously changes your name to either Chad, Chazz, Brett, Chet, or Brad. This grouping of names is known as the "Big 5." The hairstyle involves leaving a luxurious mane of hair at the top of your head (preferably gelled upwards and to the left) and getting the sides shaved at a number 2 shave.

"My hairs getting pretty gnarly, Tom."
"Yeah, Doug, it sure is."
"I think I'm going to get Chad's Hair."

Later that night, Doug no longer existed, but Chazz was born.

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cob hair

The hair surrounding a person's anus.

Man, that chick's cob hair looks like a forest!

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Haired-over

Food or item that grows hairy like covering.

The only thing i found left in the fridge to eat was a (Haired-over) piece of chicken.

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hair confidence

Higher self-esteem brought on by a stylish new hair cut

Robert has an increased level of hair confidence following JD's hair artistry.

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Long Hair

That long, sexy, flowing mane on a girl's (or guy's) head. If your hair is neck length, it cannot truly be calassified as long hair. Long hair is usually shoulder blade length or longer.

Long hair improves every orgasm.

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