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an absolute god, he is one of the best band teachers out there. someday that vein is gonna pop and the trumpets are going die, but until then its all fun and games!!!!!
lots of people think he is cute(gross) and people mistake him for a student.
dude mr hoover is such a cool teacher
mr hoover i dont wanna practice my flute please forgive me
Hoover Dam is a synonym to cock blocked. When a girl refuses to give you the good pussy
John: Hey Marissa, how abouycome back and we can start somethin?
Marissa: Ew, no.
(Damn it, I hing hoover dam-ed)
A school where you’re surrounded by wanna-be thugs and cholas and sadly th*ts, the AFPD or average fights per day are a staggering 2.16 sometimes on special occasions you might reach the limit of 6 fights per day. What can you do, well there are three rules.
1. Do not skip class
If you skip class your one step closer to becoming a annoying wanna-be thugs
2. Don’t dress all black
This also make you look like a wannabe thug
3. Don’t act like a thug if you’re not bout that life
And those are the three Hoover rules.
Side effects: you might get rejected 1 or 2 times
You go to Hoover middle school? Wow I feel you’re pain
A female who enjoys giving oral sex to men. Is VERY good at it. Similar to a hose beast.
Man, Michelle is a super hoover. Always trying to get my cock in her mouth.
To wrap your lips and create a perfect suction around a butthole, then suck so hard that their penis goes concave
There's nothin like a good old Hoover Maneuver
The ill-advised attempt to get a major depressive individual out of bed by dumping water on them.
Yeah, my friend hasn't gotten out of bed for two weeks except to eat, so I gave them a "wet Hoover" to get them going today.
A novice approach to giving head
That girl was like a wet hoover going down on me