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sandwich job

1) One of those small chicken sandwiches from the Wendy's drivethru, often eaten in cars with friends after great Clint Eastwood movies. Often has ambiguous sexual connotations.

John: "How'd you like that sandwich job?"

Scott: "Why, it was delicious!"

by natalien February 10, 2009


ballerina job

When a ballerina, as though a feather, twinkle toes ever so lightly on her male partner's tip.

I just got the best ballerina job from Katelyn L yesterday.

by rither July 2, 2011


gas job

A gas truck. Often used to express distaste that it's not a diesel.

Billybob1: That's a sweet Ford!
Billybob2: Yeah but that ain't no Powerstroke, that's a gas job...

by Ajewman April 4, 2017


minge job

like a blow job... but on a minge.

can also be used as a derogatory term for a given individual.

"would you lke a minge job?"

or

"Matt is such a fucking minge job, i hate him"

by QuimBags November 3, 2011


Gum Job

When a street whore with no teeth sucks your penis with her dentures out.

Hey sexy, how much for a gum job?

by bigchungus69420 August 15, 2021

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Leg job

When a girl rubs her soft, smooth legs against your cock, stimulating you to the point of orgasm.

She had me lie down naked on the bed. She tied my wrists and ankles spread-eagle to the bedposts with soft nylon rope. My cock became incredibly hard as she put me in a bound and helpless position, giving her full control over me. She looked great in her gray tank top and short shorts. Her shorts revealed her amazing, long, and sexy legs. Her quadriceps, hamstrings, and calves were beautifully toned.

She laid down perpendicular to me and stretched her legs out, placing them over my waist as she sat by my side on the bed. She placed one of her thighs on my cock, causing me to twitch in pleasure against the rope that held me down. Her thigh felt so firm, yet soft, as it stroked my cock. She then moved her leg towards her so that her calf rubbed against my cock as well. She made eye contact with me as she did, and smiled at me when I moaned in pleasure from her leg’s touch. She then switched to her other leg, stroking me back and forth from her thigh to her calf.

Finally, she pressed both of her legs together with my cock in between. She moved her legs forward and back, stroking my cock in between her calves and thighs. I felt a lot of pressure building up and flooding towards my cock and balls. She squeezed her legs together harder around my cock as she continued stroking it. It was too much. I cried out as the pressure exploded through my cock and sprayed cum onto her thighs, shins, and calves. It was an amazing leg job.

by GirlsTyingUpGuys February 28, 2022


fear job

A sexual favor performed by a wife, girlfriend, and/or significant other before a trip. The favor is performed out of fear to help curtail any near-future promiscuity by the other partner as the wife, girlfriend and/or significant other is not in attendance.

My wife gave me a fear job before I left for India.

by iwantonlymyson April 28, 2017